Boys girls SMS

1.Larki apne bf se
Mera Jaanu
Mera ladlaa
mera guglaa
Tum mujse shadi karogey?
Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhe propose karnaa chah rahee ho
yaa adopt karna?

2.Boys have fun by teasing girlz,
Den girlz cry for few mins.
Girls have fun by loving boyz
Den boyz cry fr life time
Funny but its a fact�

3.Boy: BUS or LARKEE
1 jaisee hotee hain,
1 jatee hey tou dusri aa jati hy.
Girl: RAKSHAY or LARKAY
1 jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chalay atay han

4.Ek larki paidal jaa rai thi,
Larka bola- aye deewani peechay
murh kr dekh tera dupatta zameen se ghisaa ja raha hy,
Larki boli- aye deewanae tu kya janay
yh bhee apna farz nibha rahaa hy,
koee chum na ly mayry kadmon kee
mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitataa jaa rha hey.

5.Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also?
Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,
if he allows me, I will  :-P.